Legal Notice

Legal Notice: The Fine Print (But Not Too Fine)

At Second Hand Cheese, we're a business, not a bunch of cheesy lawyers (although we do have a few on speed dial, just in case). Here are the legal basics:

• All content on our site, including images, text, and cheesy puns, is copyrighted and can't be used without our permission. So, don't go copying our gouda stuff, okay?
• We're not responsible for any allergic reactions, food comas, or cheese-induced happiness that may result from consuming our products. You've been warned!
• Our site is provided "as is," which means we're not guaranteeing it'll be perfect, but we'll do our best to make sure it's pretty darn good.
• Any disputes that arise will be resolved through cheese-themed mediation, which is just a fancy way of saying we'll talk it out over a plate of nachos.

By using our site, you're agreeing to these terms, which are basically just a way of saying we're a legitimate business that wants to sell you delicious cheese without any drama.